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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

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That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

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There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

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Signs as Mythical Creatures

  • Aries:Valkyrie
  • Taurus:Hamadryad
  • Gemini:Kitsune
  • Cancer:Undine
  • Leo:Sphinx
  • Virgo:Seraphim
  • Libra:Fae
  • Scorpio:Phoenix
  • Sagittarius:Centaur
  • Capricorn:Titan
  • Aquarius:Unicorn
  • Pisces:Sprite
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hetaculture:

ask-cosplay-lovina:

romanorgasm:

seborgasm:

would-your-panties-drop-if-i:

tangoingwithmango:

thisrealityhere:

gingerrlocks:

riflesandroadhouses:

joshfransexyy:

butthurtbandboys:

australia gets christmas before america
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but american gets freedom before everyone
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but canada gets maple syrup before everyone

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but hungarians open gifts on the 24th

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but freedom

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kangaroos

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REINDEERSimage

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eight fucking days of presents

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gets paid for going to school.

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pasta

Did we just witness a World Meeting?

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walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

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hellaleg:

oh my gosh

neptune has little tridents on his shoes

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